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“Most men today have learned to become feminized. They are feminine. They try pleasing women any way they possibly can
“What most guys do is…When you try to lease her and it doesn’t work, you try to please her more. The more you try to please, the more she feels in control….If she has sex with you, it won’t be passionate.
Two sides of the same coin
Big Government: Liberals say, “We need a strong social services program since I am afraid of losing my job and being unable to support myself.” Conservatives say, “I’m terrified of cave-dwelling savages and of black men. We need a larger army and more police on the street!” Out taxes and national debt go up accordingly.
Child support: Liberals say, “A woman has the right to choose! A man who doesn’t pay child support takes that right away from her.” Conservatives say, “Man up and take responsibility for your choices!” Both will send you to prison if you lose your job and are unable to pay child support.
Age of consent: Liberals says, “A man shouldn’t be able to have sex with a girl under 18 because that would objectify her.” Conservatives say, “A man shouldn’t corrupt the young.” Both will send you to prison for having sex with Alec Baldwin’s daughter.
Chivalry: Liberals say, “Open a door for women, you jerk!” Conservatives say, “A real man puts the interest of the weaker above his own.” You’d better pay for dinner, even if she makes more than you.
Rape: Liberals say, “Any sex a woman regrets is rape.” Conservatives say, “Sex without marriage is immoral.” Both support policies that enslave innocent men. “Rape shield laws,” for example, enjoy bipartisan support.
Marriage: Liberals say, “Be a man, get married.” Conservatives say, “Man up! Make an honest woman out of her.” This is said even though men are forced to pay alimony to women who cheat on their husbands and are forced to pay child support for children that aren’t even their own.
Joint custody: “A woman should have the right to decide whether or not she wants to raise her child.” Conservatives say, “A child needs his mother.” Men thus have to beg and plead with and bribe an unreasonable woman to see their own offspring.
Immigration: Liberals say, “If you don’t supporting allowing parasitic, poor, peasant immigrants, you are racist!” Conservatives say, “Latinos are good for the economy: Do you really want to pay $5 for a head of lettuce?!” Consequently lower-wage jobs like construction are unavailable to men and young men can’t get traditional first jobs like working in a fast food restaurant.
Affirmative action: Liberals say, “Men have oppressed women for decades. Women should get a job over an equally or even higher-qualified man.” Conservatives say, “Let’s nominate a borderline retarded woman as Vice President, putting her second-in-line to be Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces.”
Men are so busy arguing with each other than they aren’t even realizing the rogering their receiving. I honestly have no respect for an American man who buys into the two-party political bullshit system we have going on in the U.S.
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Dog ownership among women is growing. Nearly every girl I know has or wants a dog. Most pet store owners seem to be women.
It seems that more yuppie white women are owning pit bulls. What’s up with that? GLP views it as a manifestation of guilt:
Women are apt to feel more guilt than men so it would make sense that the various forms of ‘privilege guilt’ would prove most effective when used on them. Guilt-driven activist causes are mostly begun by women and move through feminine channels. It is also true that of both sexes women tend to take on caregiving roles. There are many motivations for this, and guilt figures prominently.
That’s possible, although it may be driven by two others forces – one modern and one primal.
A pill bull is a masculine dog. If you go to a Hells Angels clubhouse, you’re going to see large, vicious dogs. Ever been to a junk yard? Junk yard dog exists in our lexicon for good reason.
The masculine you are, the more you enjoy instruments of violence. Guns and scary looking dogs are the norm. If you don’t find this dog a beast and a beauty, it’s because you’re a timid, pencil-necked geek. (I call this the Rule of Neck: The thicker a man’s neck, the fewer his fears.)
As modern women become more masculinized, so too will their desire for violent dogs increase.
Women also desire large dogs for a more primal reason.
Have you noticed that most women own smaller dogs – so called “purse pooches”? Women own these small dogs because of a material instinct to bear children. Until relatively recently, a woman in her 20s would have had children. Female dog ownership generally is driven by childlessness.
Like men, women want danger. Women traditionally got their danger from relationships. Men were much more aggressive and prone to violence. Laws against domestic violence are a social construct. Feminists claim that the “Rule of Thumb” arise from the common law rule that a man could only beat his wife with a board no wider than his thumb. Men have abused women (and been loved by those same women) for thousands of years.
Marital rape, although appalling to modern man, was only recently outlawed. Even so-called “beta providers” had the prerogative to demand sex within the marital bedroom.
If you took a man from 100 years ago and told him that his wife wouldn’t cook, would deny him sex regularly, and who could spit on his face without consequence, he’d go into shock. If you told him his only hope for martial happiness was to learn “Marriage Game,” he’d ask to return to the coal minds.
The most “beta” man of 100 years ago is more “alpha” than 90% of modern American men. Alpha was traditionally understood to mean dominant. See, Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton, which does not coincidentally have two dogs on its cover.
A large dog is also dominant. Whenever I’d see a cute girl with a large dog at the dog park, I’d get the hell away. I’d know she damn well would not have any control over her dog. My 40-pound dog took on all the swagger of his master and would regularly get provoked into fights with dogs twice his size.
Delusional women can’t even control docile large dogs. (I would even see girls put choker collars on Golden Retrievers!) Which is exactly why women desire large dogs:
The happiness of man is: I will. The happiness of woman is: he wills. ‘Behold, just now the world became perfect!’—thus thinks every woman when she obeys out of entire love. And women must obey and find a depth for her surface. Surface is the disposition of woman: a mobile, stormy film over shallow water. Man’s disposition, however, is deep; his river roars in subterranean caves: woman feels his strength but does not comprehend it.
Unlike today’s American man, a pit bull is aggressive and unpredictable. Just as a purse pooch is a stand-in for children, a large dog is a replacement for a real man.
See also, “Making a Girl Find Her Instincts.”
In what is almost becoming a cliche, Bill Burr has something to say about pit bulls:
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Heeding Oscar Wilde, “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you,” Bill Burr has some of the best comedy involving gender relations.
Here’s a funny skit involving the difference between male work and female work:
He also has a book out entitled Cheat: A Man’s Guide to Infidelity, which you can find here.
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