1. Guys Take Steroids to Train Harder.
Geeks with 13″ arms like to shit all over the Internet that using anabolic steroids is “cheating” and “the easy way out.” The exact opposite is true.
Have you ever had a workout where all you could do is stare into outer space for a few minutes, like you were the rape victim in Guns N Roses Appetite for Destruction comic?
No, of course you wouldn’t. You’re the geek I see at the gym who never makes any progress. You don’t break a sweat. You wear Vibram 5 Finger shoes and the only reason anyone knows you go to the gym is because you talk about it non-stop. People sure as hell can’t tell you train because of the space you occupy.
Anyhow, it may take several days to recover from such a workout. Most guys can’t train legs more than once every 5-7 days.
Steroids shorten recovery time. This means you can brutalize your body an extra workout or two each week. In other words, you can inflict more pain on yourself more frequently.
How is that taking the easy way out?
2. Steroids Make Your Dick Bigger.
Geeks say, “Steroids shrink your dick!” Most guys who run gear use a lot of testosterone. Testosterone is the base of a steroid cycle and some would say that without test, you’re not even on a cycle.
Remember when you hit puberty and suddenly sprang random erections in class? That’s because of – you ignorant, scientifically-illiterate fools – testosterone.
How is adding testosterone going to lower a man’s sex drive or shrink his dick? Seriously. Think.
It is true that the testes are responsible for producing testosterone and that in the presences of exogenous testosterone, the testes stop working. In other words, the balls shrink.
So what? If you actually have quads, having huge balls hang down is a pain the ass. All it does it catch onto the exercise bike when you’re doing cardio. The ball sack is also not something women find attractive.
Smaller balls means your sack isn’t hanging down to your knees looking ugly and just being a pain in the ass.
3. Steroids Don’t Kill Anyone.
(This man survived steroids to become a movie star, make around $500 million, become governor, and he’s still alive at 65.)
Pumping Iron came out in the 1970s. None of those bodybuilders – who were all using healthy amounts of gear – died from steroid use. I even think all of the cast members are still alive. Arnold had his heart valve replaced due a genetic heart defect. I knew a guy in high school who had the same heart defect.
Lou Ferrigno can still be spotted at Gold’s in Venice.
(This man is 61 years old. What’s your excuse for being small?)
Lyle Alzado lied when he blamed his brain tumor on anabolic steroids. That claim was proven false.
There’s a list of dead pro wrestlers that circles around as evidence that steroids will kill you. Geeks say, “Pro wresters user steroids! They died! Steroids are killers!”
Do you retards know how pro wrestlers live? Do you know that they pop narcotics and pain killers like life savers? Or that wrestlers suffer hundreds of microconcussions a year?
Junior Seau and other pro footballers have begun killing themselves by putting a gun shot into their hearts. This preserves their brains.
Again, of course you don’t. You are scientifically illiterate little geeks that get sand tossed in their face.
4. Being Anti-Steroids Makes You a Feminist.
The media has waged a war against masculinity. All things male are evil and all things female are good. Why do you receive your information from a feminist-controlled media?
The media wants you to have less testosterone, so you will be a more docile slave. When you attack anabolic steroids, you act as a shill for feminism.
5. You’re a Scientifically Ignorant.
Anabolic steroids have been widely studied. There are hundreds if not thousands of published studies. The Internet is a large place. Sit down, shut up, and read a book or something.
(One of the best current mainstream books on anabolic steroids.)
The side effects of nearly ever anabolic steroid can be mitigated through science. If a guy doesn’t want his testes to shrink, he can run HCG. If he is losing his hair, he can mitigate that in many ways.
The most critical, scientific minds in the world can be found on steroid message boards.
Indeed, I’ve seen emails from doctors running some of the biggest clinics in the world asking “bros” for advice on how to treat patients.
6. You Don’t Have to Be a Geek.
Being a geek is a choice. It’s a choice you make every time you say stupid shit and have pathetic workouts and wear Vibram 5 Finger shoes.
Stop reading feminist-controlled media sites, start thinking for yourselves, and stop posting bullshit about steroids.
Maybe you’ll learn something that will allow you to actually look like you’ve touched a weight in your life.
Because doesn’t it get old having to tell people about your “killer workouts” because it’s not obvious from looking at you that you’ve put in any serious time or effort in the gym?
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