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Find fault in every girl. The pretty blonde with a great smile and huge tits? Her feet are big. The brunette with a pedicure is probably a redneck. Spare yourself the possibility of being rejected by lying to yourself, “None of these girls are good enough. I’ll just wait until someone who meets my standards walks in.”

Stand in a corner of the bar. Women who see you will wonder, “Who is that sexy mystery man standing alone?” They won’t think that a guy (or, even better, a group of guys) standing on the outside looking in is pathetic.

Wait for a girl to give you permission before approaching her. Agonize over whether she is twirling her hair because she is flirting with you or because really getting in her eyes.

Overthink and analyze everything. Even though there are 52 Fridays in a year and you will probably be going out for 10 years, going out is a super serious event. Meeting women deserves all of the seriousness of thought that investing in the stock market or buying your first home requires. Be sure to constantly furrow your brow as you analyze the night’s data. Get really angry if something goes wrong.

Be fat. You always see “PUAs” wearing shiny shirts with the hottest women, right? Only losers who haven’t read the latest PUA Action Alert go to the gym, eat clean foods, and juice.

Treat venue selection like a committee meeting. Argue with 3 other guys about venue. Drag this out as long as possible. “Let’s have another beer while we decide.” Throwing good money after bad has always been a viable business strategy and so it makes total sense to spend more time at a bar everyone agrees sucks.

Don’t roll solo/Always roll out in big groups. Only losers go out alone. A girl might ask you, “Where are your friends?” Having the ability to move to a new bar that better suits you is overrated. It makes far more sense to argue with 3 other guys over the next venue to hit up.

Don’t make guy friends. Even though you are at the same bar with the same phone doing the same thing as thousands of other people, tell yourself that you are better than they are. They are losers. You are too fucking cool. That guy couldn’t possibly be interesting, even though by being in the same place and same time as you, you are actually that guy.

Do not make eye contact. Only creeps look into another person’s eyes.

Do not be the kind a man a woman would be proud to have her friends see her with. Having a nice haircut, wearing clean clothes, and looking fresh? That’s for homos. You’ll wear your Polo shirt and cargo shorts. Like a boss.

Follow the above 10 tips and I guarantee that you won’t get laid.

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Years ago I would pore over Maxim magazine for articles answer the perplexing question, “How do you know if she’s interested?” These articles would teach you how to recognize when a woman was sending what dorks call “indicators of interest” (or IOIs). ”If she waves her finger through her hair while looking your way, she is interested.”

When talking to guys with high notch counts, though, I noticed (or, rather, failed to notice) something.

Players never say to one another, “Oh, she just looked my way, held eye contact for 3 seconds, and then turned away. I can now see that she is checking me out through the corner of her eye.”

Players see an attractive girl and make the approach, whether she is giving an IOI or not.

When you think deeply about it, looking for an IOI is inherently supplicating. Why do you need a woman’s permission before you approach her?

Men also look for IOIs to minimize the feelings of rejection. By only approaching women sending out strong signals of interest, the man is minimizing the chance he will be rejected.

But guys with high notch counts have all been rejected hundreds of times. Rejection is part of the game. So players don’t need the IOI safety net to catch them from the fall of rejection.

Although knowing body language is useful, players never wait for an IOI.

If you see a girl you like, make a move. If need her to give you an IOI before you’ll approach, you may as well duct tape you dick towards your asshole.

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At least it was a fun wedding.

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The men are weak and the women are conniving. All of them feel special. Few of them are:

“I hired a good number of young lawyers and, frankly, didn’t look for opportunities to hire young men; they had lots of self-esteem and damned little reason to have it. The young women weren’t nearly so cocky nor did they feel so entitiled. Many of the women would, however, try to trip you and beat you to the ground either to try to manipulate you with sex or just to set up winning the sexual harassment lottery. Few have any exposure to any competitive activity and have never been challenged so they really don’t know how to handle challenges. We mocked most upcoming hearings. The person assigned to the case put on the gist of their case and it was open season of them for the rest of the staff. I had several young lawyers just come apart and a couple even quit over their first exposure to having their head handed to them by an experienced advocate. You can come out of even good law schools these days with zero advocacy skill but still feeling very, very superior to mere mortals, especially mere mortals who didn’t go to law school.

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Sometimes you pick the wrong guy to mug, like UFC fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt Renzo Gracie.

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Roosh’s post, “Denying Death” offers a wise sentiment.

My grandmother never saw the ocean. By the time I had my own means to take her to the ocean, she had slipped towards dementia and was under the watchful eye of a greedy sister looking to make an 11th hour move for her fortune.

My grandparents live like it is the Great Depression and will die with huge bank accounts. Why? Their children and grandchildren are all alright, so while their booty will be much appreciated, none of us need it.

In fact, I would gladly trade my inheritance for my grandmother to travel back into time to see the ocean.

“You can’t take it with you.”

That said, I think Roosh misunderstands why a lot of us “health nuts” do what we do.

I’m not trying to live to 100 per se. If you want to understand my view on life, then answer this question:

Would you rather live 30 consecutive years as a 30 year old man (and then die immediately) or age naturally to 100?

To me the question is a no-brainer. I don’t want to be old. I’m trying to live well, deep into middle age.

By living the way I do, if I color my hair I can easily pass for a decade younger. Because I look and feel younger, my body doesn’t limit my experiences. If I want to go to a college night, no one knows I’m actually a creeeeeepy old guy in the corner of the bar.

I will, like all people, invariably hit the wall. I will look old. My joints will ache. My gums will recede. My hair will thin. My face will sag. I will have a turkey neck.

I’d rather hit the wall at 45 or 50 instead of 40 (like most American men). The fight isn’t for 5-10 additional years of life. The fight is for 5-10 additional years of youth.

Every year I don’t hit the wall is another great year of life experiences to nourish me through old age.

What’s more is that we all will age. Jay Kordich – the guy who used to sell the Juice Man juicers in late-night infomercials - just turned 89. (Jack LaLane lived to be 96.)

Watch an interview or video with him. He sounds far more coherent than the average middle-aged man. He’s also married to a woman who is 30 years younger than he is, and who by all accounts worships him. I could think of worse ways to grow old.

So I won’t be trading in my juicer for an Extra Value Meal any time soon.

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