17 comments on “How Long Will This Marriage Last?”
Bwana Simba on said:
3 months 5 days.
BDM on said:
Fun place to be a groomsman thought.
Peter Phoenix on said:
Can we place bets?
Hard to tell when you can’t see the groom, but I’d say 4 months.
the dude on said:
The lesbians are fat
AWM on said:
It is over already since it isn’t really a marriage – rather a humping partnership. The civic laws are the determinant of the speed of the “divorce.” Better question is who breaks the partnership first and how quickly. My guess he breaks it within 3 months, and with a 50% chance it is with one of the five(!) bridesmaids. LOL!
PIZDETZ on said:
It will last until last day of the Honeymoon. Than the Groom will hump all of them…… I would.
Doc on said:
Depends on how many of the the maids of honor, and others the bride is willing to bring to the Groom’s bed and as long as she only does him and women and he can bang them all, it might stand the test of time…
Some guy on said:
That seems to accord with the idea of biblical marriage:
http://sensen-no-sen.blogspot.com/2011/07/handy-guide-to-biblical-marriage.html
jarl on said:
Looks perfect to me.
MATLOCK1 on said:
MENS MARRIAGE RULE #2
NEVER attempt to make a housewife out of a whore… You will have a messy house, and a bored & pissed off whore to deal with.
Retrenched on said:
Six months, tops. Hopefully for him it falls apart before he makes any babies with her.
ASF on said:
Would enjoy smashing bride and tattooed harlot next to the bride.
cookie9001 on said:
Six months including the time it takes for the divorce paperwork to be processed
The Chrome Microphone on said:
They think they’re much hotter than they are too
FFY on said:
Tat chick is begging for some of that good dick
Turling on said:
Hey, that’s my wife.
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3 months 5 days.
Fun place to be a groomsman thought.
Can we place bets?
Hard to tell when you can’t see the groom, but I’d say 4 months.
The lesbians are fat
It is over already since it isn’t really a marriage – rather a humping partnership. The civic laws are the determinant of the speed of the “divorce.” Better question is who breaks the partnership first and how quickly. My guess he breaks it within 3 months, and with a 50% chance it is with one of the five(!) bridesmaids. LOL!
It will last until last day of the Honeymoon. Than the Groom will hump all of them…… I would.
Depends on how many of the the maids of honor, and others the bride is willing to bring to the Groom’s bed and as long as she only does him and women and he can bang them all, it might stand the test of time…
That seems to accord with the idea of biblical marriage:
http://sensen-no-sen.blogspot.com/2011/07/handy-guide-to-biblical-marriage.html
Looks perfect to me.
MENS MARRIAGE RULE #2
NEVER attempt to make a housewife out of a whore… You will have a messy house, and a bored & pissed off whore to deal with.
Six months, tops. Hopefully for him it falls apart before he makes any babies with her.
Would enjoy smashing bride and tattooed harlot next to the bride.
Six months including the time it takes for the divorce paperwork to be processed
They think they’re much hotter than they are too
Tat chick is begging for some of that good dick
Hey, that’s my wife.
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