Stock Your Refrigerator

7 comments on “Stock Your Refrigerator”

1. AnonJohn on July 25, 2012 at 9:13 am said:

   GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!

   Note: I’ll have a Perrier, thanks.
2. Rivelino on July 25, 2012 at 9:44 am said:

   this guy is fucking hilarious. he needs his own tv show.
3. hypesession on July 25, 2012 at 2:46 pm said:

   this is mad funnny.
4. carioca on July 25, 2012 at 4:41 pm said:

   fatties bait
5. WestCoast on July 26, 2012 at 9:49 pm said:

   Thats some hilarious shit there should be a drink by girl choice set up for the freezer as well!

   Bacardi 151 = young party girls usually under age 21
   Ciroc + soda = Typical club rat
   Malibu = “Pretend I dont drink” girls
   1800 Tequilla = Enough said

   Cabinet necessities also include:
   Champage = Pretend i am high class and “dont drink that often”
   Cabernet = red for the ~28 range ie: “too cool for beer now”
   Savignon Blanc = Same as above but can’t deal with harder taste of red

   “Accessories”
   Vodka Gummies / shots = unfortunately these go quick

   Of course the most epic “mixer” of them all

   PINEAPPLE JUICE. Enough said on that one, makes jungle juice taste like actual juice!
6. Badger on July 28, 2012 at 11:14 am said:

   A little nesting goes a long way. Some guys think they can get away with the slovenly, unkempt frat-guy game that worked in college (that worked because nobody had any money or long-term dwellings).
7. dannyfrom504 on July 28, 2012 at 3:42 pm said:

   What a douche.