The nerds at OK Cupid ran the data to answer this age-old question: At what age is a man most desirable? Age 27 is the sweet spot.
Christian Bale was 27 in American Psycho. Arnold Schwarzenneger was 27 during his peak Mr. Olympia run. Jean Claude Van Damme was 27 in Bloodsport.
27 is a great year to be a man. By the time you’re 27, you’ll have outgrown your baby face. Your jaw should be square. You will also have impeccable skin. Gone are the pimples of youth and yet to be seen are the wrinkles of old age.
I’m well beyond 27 and life is still good. But if I could have frozen myself at 27, I would have.
Not every man can say he’s 27. If you’re 22, you probably won’t be able to pass for 27. If you’re 37, you won’t be able to pass for 27.
A 36-year-old man is still highly desired, as is a 22 year old kid. But try putting yourself as close to the sweet spot as possible.
If you’re 22, shoot higher. If you’re 42, shoot lower.
When I tell guys to lie about their age, they all say the same thing, “What if she finds out the truth?” Questions like that are why I could never earn a living being a “dating coach.”
Seriously, guys, that is such a gay ass question that I can’t even handle it.
Are you a bunch of fags? Who cares? Oh my god. Are you going to meet your soul mate? Is she going to break up with you after finding out the truth? Will you have to snuggle you pillow to deal with the heart ache and pain?
Besides, if you fuck a chick right, she won’t care about the earlier lies. Just run this escape tactic:
I have something to tell you.
What is it, babe?
I don’t know if I should tell you, as it would ruin everything.
[Thinking you have weeping AIDS sores and a felony rap sheet for child molestation] It’s OK, babe. It doesn’t matter. Just tell me.
She’ll tell you that all is forgiven. The escape also allows you to share an intimate moment.
What you guys don’t understand about women is hurting you. Women don’t have a firm understanding of truth and falsity. Truth is eternal. Women only understand how they feel in the present moment.
When you confess your lies, she will feel great! “It took a lot of courage to come clean. I feel that we’ve grown closer as a couple. It’s important for you to know that you can tell me anything.”
Lie about your age. And spare me any bullshit about morality. I can assure you that she’s halved her total number of sexual partners. Seduction is deception.
Also, stop asking pussy questions.
You can’t get in trouble if you don’t care.
Fearing getting in trouble with some woman reveals that you care too much, which means you’re weak.
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