According to recent CDC data, 67% of Americans are overweight or obese.
- Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are obese: 33.9% (2007-2008)
- Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight (and not obese): 34.4% (2007-2008)
Although we might disagree over tastes great, less filling, or Obama or Romney, we as a country have made a near-unanimous decision. Being fat is OK.
Can two-hundred million Americans be wrong?
I think not.
Yet I see so many of my brothers-in-arms openly attacking fat women.
Who do you guys think you are? Do you think you’re special? Do you think you’re better than 67% of the country? If so, why?
Have you won a Nobel Prize or an Olympic gold medal? I think not.
It it time to embrace fat acceptance. I use embrace literally and figuratively.
By accepting fat people as they are, you are showing compassion for all of God’s creatures. You are choosing not to be judgemental. You are adopting a positive mindset based on love and tolerance. You are deconstructing the socially constructed, anti-fat artifices that confine our mind.
Open your mind up to new possibilities. Once you destroy the house that a Westernized, materialistic, oppressive society has created, you are opening your home up to millions of women.
Most women are “fat.” By assessing women under the false consciousness of fat hate, you’ve disqualified the majority of women from consideration. Imagine what would happen if you stopped being a “Shallow Hal.”
How many more women could have you have meaningful relationships with? How many more millions of women could you have hot sex with? Is hot, sweaty sex not appealing to you? Imagine the temperatures created from sex with a 300 pound woman.
Fat acceptance is my new religion. I owe a heartfelt thanks Nigel Davis of Nigel’s Big Game Blog for opening my eyes.
Like all men, I rejected his truth. As another great humanitarian wrote, “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
Thank you for opening my mind to the destructive toll judging has taken on my brain, and for opening my eyes to the beauty of fat women.
I would encourage all of you to base your life on one of love and fat acceptance rather than meanness and hate.
“If not us, who? If not now, when?”
The time for fat acceptance is now. The only question is: Are we man enough to love women for who they are?
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Amen. Let Nigel show you the way!
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” – Ghandi.
Nigel’s time is now.
Fat acceptance…? This weekend I got bitchblocked by an obese cunt because I could not bring myself to tell her “Look, I’ll talk to your friend for a few minutes, then you can have her all to yourself..”
Talking to a cute chick who looks like the woman of the midget in Game of Thrones, her friend, fact, fat, fucking obese, I see even layer of fat on her forehead that the eyes are buried deep in her head, is interjecting every few seconds. Had she had a genuine smile, humanly humor and some indication of a good personality, I could have overlooked that and managed what I need to do.
No, fat slob, all blubbery also had an arrogant look, a bitchy attitude and everything else in between and surrounding that.
Whenever I decide to bite the burning nail and turn to her to tell her to take a hike, be civilized, etc, I turn around, open my mouth, and feel bile rising.
I could not bring myself to even utter two words, “Fuck off”, as at the point I had gotten past the “Fu…”, I felt I would puke my sober stomach out.
This is fat acceptance for you.
An obese person owes the world to be nice for all the bad feelings they cause.
And would not hurt to ask lean people what to do. Out of ten people giving advice, ten of the advices would work better than what they are doing now.
Obvious satire is obvious
fat acceptance?? being overweight is not just about the “fat” you have on your body. The reason America should not accept the over weights comes down to a psychological aspect. Being fat means a lot of things: first It means you are too lazy to take care of yourself, Being skinny or in shape is not hard at all, actually it is the easiest thing ever. If you have a nation full of people too lazy to take care of themselves do you really think they are going to be willing to take care of their surroundings properly (job, family etc)
Second having a country full of obese people reduces the amount of hard work your population is willing to offer: a fat person is less likely to be able to be a great blue collar than a person who is in shape. Which means road, buildings, auto repair and all the other types of job that requires any type of physical aptitude would have a significant decrease of labor.
Third and last, the self esteem of your population will be extremely low, American has being known for its ingenuity , its thrill to discover new things help the world and explore. How many fat people do you know want to go running during their free time or climbing or swimming or discovering new cultures or even go out?
all they want to do is sit at home, watch Tv and eat. I can go on all day but its useless
Lol at people not recognizing satire.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Great an dfunny post!
LMFAOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not sure if Herr Nietzsche would approve of this…
Hardly is ever an article as inspecific as this, I could assume you were under the influence of the “skinny is the only way” BS ideology. Then lets face it every fat person needs help of overcoming their damaged lifestyle. I lost 8 kilos the last 10 months from fixing my meal frequency, decreasing stress and walking about 30 minutes 4x a week. Please note the complete relativity of weight to height.
I once rolled (jiu-jitsu) with a fat chick. It was challenging because I couldn’t pull guard. She was comicly useless on her side. Fat girl mount ftw.
Nigel is da man!
lol aprils fools came early
I think what Nigel is doing is wonderful. He is showing all you pitiful fools that beauty is really on the inside!!
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I dated a fat chick for a bit. One time we were out, she brought along her hot thin Russian friend. The Russian friend tells me to ‘give her a chance’.
I tried rolling with it. Tried bringing myself to like her. But the shit that hung off her waist was the biggest dealbreaker ever. Nice face, blue eyed black hair. Good stuff. But TOO MUCH WEIGHT. Why the fuck should I stoop down this low? It’s not going to bring my confidence up. It’s not going to make me feel better. Society does not accept it.
The girl moved away. But to my dismay, I ended up seeing her last night. Yep, she returned. And stalked me. I told her to knock it off. She denied it, I didn’t buy it. We can hang out sometime in the future, so I can vent my frustrations out on the lack of communication and disrespect I’m facing with a current lesbian I want to sack.
Fatty thinks I’m a really great guy. But that’s because I haven’t been dickish enough to tell her to hit the fucking gym instead of stalking me, or ‘going for a 30-60 minute drive’ because she likes to.
OH YEAH! She has a daughter. And she’s been ‘raped’ by the same guy 2-3 times. I’m supposed to feel sorry for her?
Replies are welcome. And if someone would care to help me with this lesbian chick, please do!
Game does not work on her?
A zombie apocalypse will solve the problem. Everyone who is too slow is selected out the gene pool therefore most fat people will be finished.
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