Conan the Barbarian Game

It puts caveman game to shame:

There was no such check on his other hungers, though: He loved women, and he loved them in bulk. “We’re in this bank line once in Venice, and he’s making eyes at the teller, a big old girl with a huge ass,” says Dan Howard, a Mr. America entrant who managed Gold’s Gym for four years. “Arnold says, ‘You haff nice breasts; now please to turn around. . . . Ah, yes, I like your backside. Take my phone number.’ ” Another time, Arnold brought a generously rumped skier to dinner at a crowded steakhouse. “He says to me, ‘Watch this,’ and throws her dress over her head; sure enough, she’s wearing no panties,” says Howard. “She runs sobbing from the place, then comes back in and says he told her not to wear any.” Drasin remembers feasting with Arnold at Donkin’s Inn, a dive bar and dance joint in Marina del Rey, where the crew had the run of big-haired girls who drove in from the Valley on weekend nights. “They’d come over and grab our pecs and say, ‘Are those things real? How do you get ’em so big?’ ” There were parties at the place Arnold shared with Columbu, orgies at a Venice bungalow, and a nightclub stocked with beach girls that Waller ran as a kind of private reserve. Often enough, they didn’t have to leave the gym; women wandered in from the nude beach in Venice, wanting a private tour of the lockers. “They got it, too,” says Drasin, “though it wasn’t unheard of to bang ’em right there on the gym floor.”

  • http://www.themastersoffate.com Invictus III

    Arnold you sunuva bitch!

  • zyzz

    solid muscle game there, brah

  • ASF

    Great read. What I find amazing is that some of those guys were 5’9″ or even shorter and built like crazy (although they did take steroids). Columbu was 5’5″!

  • Bj

    Just stumbled upon your humble blog bout half hr ago. Easy addition to my bookmarks. Keep the fresh wisdom pouring for all us young up and comers.

    Arnold has always been one of my inspirations.
    SEE ALSO MIKE TYSON!!
    mike philosophy on women in 1 minute:

  • http://flyfreshandyoung.wordpress.com flyfreshandyoung

    That is fucking awesome.

    Inspiration

  • http://gravatar.com/samseau samseau

    Thanks for sharing that article. A truly amazing story.

  • Will

    Between this post and the recent tweets, you just destroyed my pussified, white-boy, nihilistic worldview.

    Thank you.

  • http://transmillenium.wordpress.com Transmillenium

    We’re waiting for your magic, write again soon.

  • Jason

    Always enjoy reading your tweets, but please return to blogging as soon as possible.